What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.ĩ. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor.Ĩ. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.ħ. Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.Ħ. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?ĥ. I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?Ĥ. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.ģ.
Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.Ģ. “Are you made of steel? Because you’ve got me weak in the knees with those squats.” R-Rated Pickup Lines So Bad Jaws Will Drop and Eyes Will Shutġ. “They say fitness is a journey, and I’d love to have you as my workout partner along the way.”ġ0. “Do you believe in love at first rep, or should I spot you for a few more sets?”ĩ. “If the gym had a ‘Most Valuable Member’ award, you would definitely win it.”Ĩ. Mind if I join you and learn a thing or two?”ħ. “Are you a personal trainer? Because my heart rate goes up every time I see you.”Ħ. “Is it hot in here or is it just the way you make the gym look even hotter?”ĥ. “Do you come here often? Because seeing you is definitely the highlight of my workout.”Ĥ. “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice how well you handle those weights. “Is your workout routine as intense as your smile? Because it’s definitely catching my attention.”Ģ. “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!“ Spicy Pickup Lines for the Gymġ. “Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.”ġ0. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”ĩ. “Is your smile from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.”Ĩ. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”ħ. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”Ħ. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.”ĥ. “Is your dad a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”Ĥ. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.”ģ. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”Ģ. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.ġ0. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.ĩ. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.Ĩ. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.ħ. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.Ħ.
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.Ĥ. Want to go back to my place and save me?ģ. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency.
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